DROPSHIT

DROPSHIT · $DROPSHIT

No sales.
So he teaches sales.

He couldn’t sell a handheld fan. Now he sells financial freedom.

Explore the course

SHOPPaired with SHOP · Tokenized Shopify stock rewards

The DROPSHIT mascot: a tired low-poly man with dark eye bags, wearing a green Shopify cap and plain green shirt, with cardboard boxes behind him.
Store ownerAlso the only customer

His store performance

Last 30 days

Store orders
1
Customers
Himself
Unsold inventory
His entire bedroom
Current strategy
Sell a course

Orders over time

Total: 1

30 days agoToday

The Course

Those who can’t sell, teach.

The mascot filming himself with a ring light, pointing at a whiteboard that reads "How I made $100K — buy my course", surrounded by unsold boxes in his bedroom.

Curriculum

5 lessons · 0 graduates with sales

Pick the same handheld fan as 4,000 other stores.

Enrollment is always open. So is his calendar.

Stock Rewards

He gets another subscription bill.
Holders get SHOP rewards.

$DROPSHIT is paired with SHOP. A share of creator fees funds rewards distributed to holders in tokenized Shopify stock.

  1. Creator fees

    Collected from $DROPSHIT trading.

  2. Reward pool

    A share of those fees is set aside.

  3. SHOP distributed to holders

    Paid out in tokenized Shopify stock.

Program details

Paired stock
SHOPTokenized Shopify stock
Fee allocation
To be announced
Eligibility
To be announced
Distribution timing
To be announced

Distributions

Verified data only

Distribution data coming soon

Verified distribution records will appear here once they're published.

His Journey

From founder to franchise employee.